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Phishes of men or women!
This email arrived in my mail today - complete shite of course but I thought id play this fool!


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Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:55:41 -0500
From: "MRS WENDY JONNES" <mrswendyjonnes@baptistchurch.net> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
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Subject: VERY URGENT



Hello,

You may be surprised to receive this mail, as you read this, don't feel
so sorry for me because I know everyone will die someday.My name is
Mrs.
Wendy Jonnesa business woman in London. I have been diagnosed with
esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to my laxity in
caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medication right now
and I have only few hours left to live, according to medical experts. I
have never particularly lived my life so well as
never really cared for anyone not even me but my business. Though I am
very rich, but I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and
I only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for in
my life. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
tolife than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world I
believed when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would
live my life in different way from how i have lived now,but now that
God
has called me through this way i willed most of my properties and
access
to my immediate and extended family and as few closed friends.I want
God
to merciful to me and accept my soul and so worththat reason i decided
to give alms to charity organizations.As i want this to be one of the
last good deed i did on earth , so far i have distributed money to some
charity organization in countries like INDIA,AND AFRICA.Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly. i cannot do this myself anymore. I
once askked my family member to close one of my account and distribut
the funds which i have there to CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN RWANDA AND
PAKISTAN.They refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence i do not
trust them anymore,As they seem not to be contended with that what i
have left for them. The last of the funds which no one of knows of, Is
the cashed deposited in one of the security company vault here in uk. I
want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to
charity ORGANIZATION.i have set asidee 40% of the total amount of
($11,500.000.00)(Eleven million five hundred thousand dollars)for you
and your time and patient for carrying out this duties.This means you
will keep 40% for yourself and donate the rest to any charity
organization of your choice from your heart.May God be with you as you
have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in
my
demise . i am going in for an operation now, And i dont think i will
mak
it. and this hurts

If you can give me this assistance,you can then contact my lawyer
who will assist you by providing all relevant information of the security
company and necessary document .if i die or not .He would give you more
details .his name is BARRISTER SMITH GREENWOOD and his email address
is(harald_katthoferchamber@yahoo.co.uk)He would you through receiving
the funds.

I reply to said address and we meet online and talk on meebo (like msn)

coversation goes like this :


[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: My chamber will be responsible for your flight
[00:13] cyth0n: how would I be able to move there if i dont have a nigerian passport?
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: u dont need a nigeria passport
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: dont u have an international passport
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: my chamber will provide you a visa
[00:14] cyth0n: i have a uk one
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: my chamber will send you a ticket to come for her funeral service on friday this week
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: because you are her next of kins
[00:15] cyth0n: in nigeria?
[00:15] barrister_greenwood00: Yeah
[00:15] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make it?
[00:15] cyth0n: probably not, i have to work
[00:15] cyth0n: i need to give them notice to take leave
[00:16] barrister_greenwood00: My dear you will need to quiet your job
[00:16] cyth0n: i realise that yea
[00:17] cyth0n: if i see confirmation of an eticket ill come
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: because her bank
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: will transfer some funds
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: for you by thursday
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: All you need is to follow our instructions
[00:17] cyth0n: ok send
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: And you need to pay total attention to any email we sent to you
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: I will send you a ticket copy
[00:18] cyth0n: ok send me the email
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: We will
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: So i will need to send you a form
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: and you print it out and fill it and then send it back to me by tomorow morning
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: Can you do that?
[00:19] cyth0n: ok, by fax or email ?
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: email
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: do u have faxes?
[00:19] cyth0n: i can get access to one from an internet cafe
[00:20] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer
[00:21] cyth0n: ill print the email fil it in and fax it or fil it in and email it back, what ever u prefer
[00:21] barrister_greenwood00: i will need u to email it back to me
[00:22] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer there with you?
[00:22] cyth0n: ok, thats fine. send it to me
[00:22] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer with u at home now?
[00:22] cyth0n: what would i need a printer for if i am going to email it back?
[00:22] cyth0n: no, i dont
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: or can u fill it out with your computerr?
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: and then email it back to me?
[00:23] cyth0n: yes, ill fill it in and EMAIL it back to you - yes
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: yeah dont worry my head office will have it send to u in a while
[00:24] cyth0n: where in nigeria is this ?
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ok
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: I will call them
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: right away
[00:24] cyth0n: ok, ill wait for the email
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ABUJA
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: have u heared of Nigeria before?
[00:24] cyth0n: of course
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:25] cyth0n: there are alot of nigerian coke dealers here
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: have u ever gotten an opportunity like this before in your life?
[00:25] cyth0n: no, never
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: really
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you
[00:26] cyth0n: yes
[00:26] cyth0n: can i trust you?
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can you also abide to the terms and conditions guiding our chamber
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Sure
[00:26] cyth0n: yes i can, but ill need to read them first
[00:27] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: In this transaction you are required to pay the sum of $200 for consultant fees in order for our head office to start processing the document for you as a next of kins
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: To late mrs wendy jonnes
[00:28] cyth0n: ok
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: Once they provide you with the document then you will ask to contact the bank and submit to them the details
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: before they can transfer you some funds
[00:28] cyth0n: can i send you a cheque?
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: so we can start the processing of this transaction
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They dont accept check
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They allow payment via western union or money gram?
[00:29] cyth0n: yes ok we have that in uk
[00:30] barrister_greenwood00: But i dont know if you will be able to make the payment by tomorow morning by 8am
[00:31] cyth0n: how many hours away is that?
[00:31] cyth0n: i can make it in 9 hours
[00:32] barrister_greenwood00: You mean you can send it 9 hours from now
[00:32] cyth0n: yes
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Is western union closer to you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yes, its about 2 mins walk
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Really
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yea
[00:33] cyth0n: trust me
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending the form in a while
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: Ok
[00:34] cyth0n: cool
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: which bank do u use?
[00:34] cyth0n: natwest
[00:35] barrister_greenwood00: what is the full name of your bank
[00:35] cyth0n: natwest
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you also need to scan and send us a copy of id card , driving license or uk passport
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you can send that when sending the payment details tomorrow morning
[00:39] cyth0n: ok
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make everything done tomorow morning?
[00:40] cyth0n: yea
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: is today your first time chatting online with someone ?
[00:41] cyth0n: no, ive spoken to a few people
[00:41] cyth0n: what city are u in?
[00:42] barrister_greenwood00: I am in California
[00:42] cyth0n: ok
[00:43] barrister_greenwood00: and u
[00:43] cyth0n: manchester
[00:44] barrister_greenwood00: do u live alone
[00:44] cyth0n: no, with mates
[00:45] barrister_greenwood00: alright before the bank will transfer the funds into your account they will need a bank statement verifying if your bank can be able to accept transfer of $30,000 first
[00:46] cyth0n: ok, ill speak to the bank tomorrow and find out - im sure its ok. ive had cash from sweden ransfered to me once before with out a prblem
[00:47] barrister_greenwood00: Really do u have up to 4000 pounds in your account that will determine how much bank in africa can transfer into your account
[00:47] cyth0n: i dont have 4000£ no
[00:47] cyth0n: i can transfer regardless of what i have
[00:48] cyth0n: makes no difference
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: I need to know remember the funeral service is on fridayi need to make this transaction first
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: as i can
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: so while my head office will be working on the document
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: also the bank will be procesing theirs too
[00:49] cyth0n: well send me the email and ill send it all back
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: once i send it i will let u know
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[00:55] cyth0n: yes
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: u there
[00:55] cyth0n: yea im here - tell me
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: Why dont you try and get a phone so i can be calling you
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: What is ur full name?
[00:57] cyth0n: Jennifer Smith
[00:57] cyth0n: i dont have a land line or cell phone - i use a call box
[00:57] barrister_greenwood00: are u married
[00:58] cyth0n: sinle
[00:58] cyth0n: single
[00:58] barrister_greenwood00: well i am sending u the form in a while my system seems so slow
[00:59] barrister_greenwood00: Are you a while or black?
[00:59] cyth0n: white
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: do u know i dont trust black?
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: they are full of scams
[01:00] cyth0n: will i be in danger as a white woman in nigeria? ive heard some horror stories and about women being tricked into sex work
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending u an email everything about this transaction
[01:01] cyth0n: then why are u wanting to do business with nigerians
[01:01] cyth0n: ?
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: or i will tell u everything
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: you dont need to worry
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: Mrs wendy jonnes was a mixed race
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: she is a white
[01:01] cyth0n: ok send it all to me
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: her dad from canada
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: and mum from nigeria
[01:02] cyth0n: sweet, send it
[01:02] barrister_greenwood00: she died at the age 70
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: right away
[00:24] cyth0n: ok, ill wait for the email
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ABUJA
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: have u heared of Nigeria before?
[00:24] cyth0n: of course
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:25] cyth0n: there are alot of nigerian coke dealers here
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: have u ever gotten an opportunity like this before in your life?
[00:25] cyth0n: no, never
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: really
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you
[00:26] cyth0n: yes
[00:26] cyth0n: can i trust you?
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can you also abide to the terms and conditions guiding our chamber
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Sure
[00:26] cyth0n: yes i can, but ill need to read them first
[00:27] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: In this transaction you are required to pay the sum of $200 for consultant fees in order for our head office to start processing the document for you as a next of kins
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: To late mrs wendy jonnes
[00:28] cyth0n: ok
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: Once they provide you with the document then you will ask to contact the bank and submit to them the details
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: before they can transfer you some funds
[00:28] cyth0n: can i send you a cheque?
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: so we can start the processing of this transaction
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They dont accept check
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They allow payment via western union or money gram?
[00:29] cyth0n: yes ok we have that in uk
[00:30] barrister_greenwood00: But i dont know if you will be able to make the payment by tomorow morning by 8am
[00:31] cyth0n: how many hours away is that?
[00:31] cyth0n: i can make it in 9 hours
[00:32] barrister_greenwood00: You mean you can send it 9 hours from now
[00:32] cyth0n: yes
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Is western union closer to you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yes, its about 2 mins walk
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Really
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yea
[00:33] cyth0n: trust me
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending the form in a while
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: Ok
[00:34] cyth0n: cool
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: which bank do u use?
[00:34] cyth0n: natwest
[00:35] barrister_greenwood00: what is the full name of your bank
[00:35] cyth0n: natwest
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you also need to scan and send us a copy of id card , driving license or uk passport
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you can send that when sending the payment details tomorrow morning
[00:39] cyth0n: ok
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make everything done tomorow morning?
[00:40] cyth0n: yea
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: is today your first time chatting online with someone ?
[00:41] cyth0n: no, ive spoken to a few people
[00:41] cyth0n: what city are u in?
[00:42] barrister_greenwood00: I am in California
[00:42] cyth0n: ok
[00:43] barrister_greenwood00: and u
[00:43] cyth0n: manchester
[00:44] barrister_greenwood00: do u live alone
[00:44] cyth0n: no, with mates
[00:45] barrister_greenwood00: alright before the bank will transfer the funds into your account they will need a bank statement verifying if your bank can be able to accept transfer of $30,000 first
[00:46] cyth0n: ok, ill speak to the bank tomorrow and find out - im sure its ok. ive had cash from sweden ransfered to me once before with out a prblem
[00:47] barrister_greenwood00: Really do u have up to 4000 pounds in your account that will determine how much bank in africa can transfer into your account
[00:47] cyth0n: i dont have 4000£ no
[00:47] cyth0n: i can transfer regardless of what i have
[00:48] cyth0n: makes no difference
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: I need to know remember the funeral service is on fridayi need to make this transaction first
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: as i can
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: so while my head office will be working on the document
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: also the bank will be procesing theirs too
[00:49] cyth0n: well send me the email and ill send it all back
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: once i send it i will let u know
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[00:55] cyth0n: yes
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: u there
[00:55] cyth0n: yea im here - tell me
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: Why dont you try and get a phone so i can be calling you
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: What is ur full name?
[00:57] cyth0n: Jennifer Smith
[00:57] cyth0n: i dont have a land line or cell phone - i use a call box
[00:57] barrister_greenwood00: are u married
[00:58] cyth0n: sinle
[00:58] cyth0n: single
[00:58] barrister_greenwood00: well i am sending u the form in a while my system seems so slow
[00:59] barrister_greenwood00: Are you a while or black?
[00:59] cyth0n: white
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: do u know i dont trust black?
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: they are full of scams
[01:00] cyth0n: will i be in danger as a white woman in nigeria? ive heard some horror stories and about women being tricked into sex work
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending u an email everything about this transaction
[01:01] cyth0n: then why are u wanting to do business with nigerians
[01:01] cyth0n: ?
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: or i will tell u everything
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: you dont need to worry
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: Mrs wendy jonnes was a mixed race
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: she is a white
[01:01] cyth0n: ok send it all to me
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: her dad from canada
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: and mum from nigeria
[01:02] cyth0n: sweet, send it
[01:02] barrister_greenwood00: she died at the age 70
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: when you get to Nigeria as her next of kins
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: You are to decide if you will hand over her oil company or u want to sell it
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: you have a private helipcopter
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: 2 cook
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: a 4 bedroom flat to stay
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: 2 driver
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: 3 cars
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: bodyguards
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: and security
[01:04] cyth0n: woohoo sounds cool! what make of helicopter is it? i love them!
[01:04] cyth0n: I really hope its a Bell!
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: yeah
[01:05] cyth0n: how old are you?
[01:05] barrister_greenwood00: am 59
[01:08] barrister_greenwood00: give me ur email address
[01:08] cyth0n: cyth0n@yahoo.co.uk
[01:09] barrister_greenwood00: I just send it so you fill in the form properly
[01:09] barrister_greenwood00: and read it carefully
[01:10] cyth0n: ok, ill send it to you in the morning - its late now im going to bed - bye
[01:10] barrister_greenwood00: i want you to confirm if you received it first
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: You are to make the payment of $200 via western union money transfer tomorow morning and once you have make the payment call my head office on this number +2348024192461 His name is Mr Kelvin he will be in charge of your case
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[01:13] cyth0n: yes its here
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: did u get the payment details along with it
[01:13] cyth0n: who is ORHO OBOGARIEMU ?
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: That is our head office secretary names
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: that will confirmed your payment at western union
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: Once you send the money, Kindly send me the payment details
[01:14] cyth0n: yea ok
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: of transfer
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: so what time are u going to send the payment details?
[01:15] cyth0n: 8am
[01:15] barrister_greenwood00: So what time should i check my email so i can forward your details to the head office
[01:15] barrister_greenwood00: so they can start processing of the document
[01:16] barrister_greenwood00: immediately by tomorow
[01:16] cyth0n: yea
[01:16] barrister_greenwood00: So what time should i check my email so i can forward your details to the head office
[01:16] cyth0n: in 9 hours
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: ok
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: Promise
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[01:18] cyth0n: yea sure
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: OK
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: I will be expecting the form and the payment details
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: Soon in 9 hours
[01:19] barrister_greenwood00: And remember to Call Mr Kelvin
[01:19] barrister_greenwood00: On dat phone number once you make the payment
[01:19] cyth0n: ive got your IP address and this all logged, im going to report you to your ISP for conspiracy to commit fraud and theft and for spamming! good bye

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To find out who this tard is a quick google to see what port meebo runs on and its 443 or https as its a webbased IM thing. He admitted he was in California, so this must be his IP and ISP ahhahaha

Results of netstat -a:

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