CythoN

Phishes of men or women!

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:39:03 GMT

This email arrived in my mail today - complete shite of course but I thought id play this fool!

[Unknown LJ tag] under here </lj> (if that doesnt work, tuff)

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Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:55:41 -0500
From: "MRS WENDY JONNES" <mrswendyjonnes@baptistchurch.net> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book
To:
Subject: VERY URGENT

Hello,

You may be surprised to receive this mail, as you read this, don't feel
so sorry for me because I know everyone will die someday.My name is
Mrs.
Wendy Jonnesa business woman in London. I have been diagnosed with
esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to my laxity in
caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medication right now
and I have only few hours left to live, according to medical experts. I
have never particularly lived my life so well as
never really cared for anyone not even me but my business. Though I am
very rich, but I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and
I only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for in
my life. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
tolife than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world I
believed when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would
live my life in different way from how i have lived now,but now that
God
has called me through this way i willed most of my properties and
access
to my immediate and extended family and as few closed friends.I want
God
to merciful to me and accept my soul and so worththat reason i decided
to give alms to charity organizations.As i want this to be one of the
last good deed i did on earth , so far i have distributed money to some
charity organization in countries like INDIA,AND AFRICA.Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly. i cannot do this myself anymore. I
once askked my family member to close one of my account and distribut
the funds which i have there to CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN RWANDA AND
PAKISTAN.They refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence i do not
trust them anymore,As they seem not to be contended with that what i
have left for them. The last of the funds which no one of knows of, Is
the cashed deposited in one of the security company vault here in uk. I
want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to
charity ORGANIZATION.i have set asidee 40% of the total amount of
($11,500.000.00)(Eleven million five hundred thousand dollars)for you
and your time and patient for carrying out this duties.This means you
will keep 40% for yourself and donate the rest to any charity
organization of your choice from your heart.May God be with you as you
have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in
my
demise . i am going in for an operation now, And i dont think i will
mak
it. and this hurts

If you can give me this assistance,you can then contact my lawyer
who will assist you by providing all relevant information of the security
company and necessary document .if i die or not .He would give you more
details .his name is BARRISTER SMITH GREENWOOD and his email address
is(harald_katthoferchamber@yahoo.co.uk)He would you through receiving
the funds.

I reply to said address and we meet online and talk on meebo (like msn)

coversation goes like this :

[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: My chamber will be responsible for your flight
[00:13] cyth0n: how would I be able to move there if i dont have a nigerian passport?
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: u dont need a nigeria passport
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: dont u have an international passport
[00:13] barrister_greenwood00: my chamber will provide you a visa
[00:14] cyth0n: i have a uk one
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: my chamber will send you a ticket to come for her funeral service on friday this week
[00:14] barrister_greenwood00: because you are her next of kins
[00:15] cyth0n: in nigeria?
[00:15] barrister_greenwood00: Yeah
[00:15] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make it?
[00:15] cyth0n: probably not, i have to work
[00:15] cyth0n: i need to give them notice to take leave
[00:16] barrister_greenwood00: My dear you will need to quiet your job
[00:16] cyth0n: i realise that yea
[00:17] cyth0n: if i see confirmation of an eticket ill come
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: because her bank
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: will transfer some funds
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: for you by thursday
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:17] barrister_greenwood00: All you need is to follow our instructions
[00:17] cyth0n: ok send
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: And you need to pay total attention to any email we sent to you
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: I will send you a ticket copy
[00:18] cyth0n: ok send me the email
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: We will
[00:18] barrister_greenwood00: So i will need to send you a form
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: and you print it out and fill it and then send it back to me by tomorow morning
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: Can you do that?
[00:19] cyth0n: ok, by fax or email ?
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: email
[00:19] barrister_greenwood00: do u have faxes?
[00:19] cyth0n: i can get access to one from an internet cafe
[00:20] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer
[00:21] cyth0n: ill print the email fil it in and fax it or fil it in and email it back, what ever u prefer
[00:21] barrister_greenwood00: i will need u to email it back to me
[00:22] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer there with you?
[00:22] cyth0n: ok, thats fine. send it to me
[00:22] barrister_greenwood00: do u have a printer with u at home now?
[00:22] cyth0n: what would i need a printer for if i am going to email it back?
[00:22] cyth0n: no, i dont
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: or can u fill it out with your computerr?
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: and then email it back to me?
[00:23] cyth0n: yes, ill fill it in and EMAIL it back to you - yes
[00:23] barrister_greenwood00: yeah dont worry my head office will have it send to u in a while
[00:24] cyth0n: where in nigeria is this ?
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ok
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: I will call them
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: right away
[00:24] cyth0n: ok, ill wait for the email
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ABUJA
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: have u heared of Nigeria before?
[00:24] cyth0n: of course
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:25] cyth0n: there are alot of nigerian coke dealers here
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: have u ever gotten an opportunity like this before in your life?
[00:25] cyth0n: no, never
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: really
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you
[00:26] cyth0n: yes
[00:26] cyth0n: can i trust you?
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can you also abide to the terms and conditions guiding our chamber
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Sure
[00:26] cyth0n: yes i can, but ill need to read them first
[00:27] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: In this transaction you are required to pay the sum of $200 for consultant fees in order for our head office to start processing the document for you as a next of kins
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: To late mrs wendy jonnes
[00:28] cyth0n: ok
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: Once they provide you with the document then you will ask to contact the bank and submit to them the details
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: before they can transfer you some funds
[00:28] cyth0n: can i send you a cheque?
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: so we can start the processing of this transaction
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They dont accept check
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They allow payment via western union or money gram?
[00:29] cyth0n: yes ok we have that in uk
[00:30] barrister_greenwood00: But i dont know if you will be able to make the payment by tomorow morning by 8am
[00:31] cyth0n: how many hours away is that?
[00:31] cyth0n: i can make it in 9 hours
[00:32] barrister_greenwood00: You mean you can send it 9 hours from now
[00:32] cyth0n: yes
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Is western union closer to you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yes, its about 2 mins walk
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Really
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yea
[00:33] cyth0n: trust me
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending the form in a while
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: Ok
[00:34] cyth0n: cool
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: which bank do u use?
[00:34] cyth0n: natwest
[00:35] barrister_greenwood00: what is the full name of your bank
[00:35] cyth0n: natwest
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you also need to scan and send us a copy of id card , driving license or uk passport
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you can send that when sending the payment details tomorrow morning
[00:39] cyth0n: ok
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make everything done tomorow morning?
[00:40] cyth0n: yea
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: is today your first time chatting online with someone ?
[00:41] cyth0n: no, ive spoken to a few people
[00:41] cyth0n: what city are u in?
[00:42] barrister_greenwood00: I am in California
[00:42] cyth0n: ok
[00:43] barrister_greenwood00: and u
[00:43] cyth0n: manchester
[00:44] barrister_greenwood00: do u live alone
[00:44] cyth0n: no, with mates
[00:45] barrister_greenwood00: alright before the bank will transfer the funds into your account they will need a bank statement verifying if your bank can be able to accept transfer of $30,000 first
[00:46] cyth0n: ok, ill speak to the bank tomorrow and find out - im sure its ok. ive had cash from sweden ransfered to me once before with out a prblem
[00:47] barrister_greenwood00: Really do u have up to 4000 pounds in your account that will determine how much bank in africa can transfer into your account
[00:47] cyth0n: i dont have 4000£ no
[00:47] cyth0n: i can transfer regardless of what i have
[00:48] cyth0n: makes no difference
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: I need to know remember the funeral service is on fridayi need to make this transaction first
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: as i can
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: so while my head office will be working on the document
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: also the bank will be procesing theirs too
[00:49] cyth0n: well send me the email and ill send it all back
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: once i send it i will let u know
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[00:55] cyth0n: yes
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: u there
[00:55] cyth0n: yea im here - tell me
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: Why dont you try and get a phone so i can be calling you
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: What is ur full name?
[00:57] cyth0n: Jennifer Smith
[00:57] cyth0n: i dont have a land line or cell phone - i use a call box
[00:57] barrister_greenwood00: are u married
[00:58] cyth0n: sinle
[00:58] cyth0n: single
[00:58] barrister_greenwood00: well i am sending u the form in a while my system seems so slow
[00:59] barrister_greenwood00: Are you a while or black?
[00:59] cyth0n: white
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: do u know i dont trust black?
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: they are full of scams
[01:00] cyth0n: will i be in danger as a white woman in nigeria? ive heard some horror stories and about women being tricked into sex work
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending u an email everything about this transaction
[01:01] cyth0n: then why are u wanting to do business with nigerians
[01:01] cyth0n: ?
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: or i will tell u everything
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: you dont need to worry
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: Mrs wendy jonnes was a mixed race
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: she is a white
[01:01] cyth0n: ok send it all to me
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: her dad from canada
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: and mum from nigeria
[01:02] cyth0n: sweet, send it
[01:02] barrister_greenwood00: she died at the age 70
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: right away
[00:24] cyth0n: ok, ill wait for the email
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: ABUJA
[00:24] barrister_greenwood00: have u heared of Nigeria before?
[00:24] cyth0n: of course
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:25] cyth0n: there are alot of nigerian coke dealers here
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: have u ever gotten an opportunity like this before in your life?
[00:25] cyth0n: no, never
[00:25] barrister_greenwood00: really
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you
[00:26] cyth0n: yes
[00:26] cyth0n: can i trust you?
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Can you also abide to the terms and conditions guiding our chamber
[00:26] barrister_greenwood00: Sure
[00:26] cyth0n: yes i can, but ill need to read them first
[00:27] barrister_greenwood00: Ok good
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: In this transaction you are required to pay the sum of $200 for consultant fees in order for our head office to start processing the document for you as a next of kins
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: To late mrs wendy jonnes
[00:28] cyth0n: ok
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: Once they provide you with the document then you will ask to contact the bank and submit to them the details
[00:28] barrister_greenwood00: before they can transfer you some funds
[00:28] cyth0n: can i send you a cheque?
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: so we can start the processing of this transaction
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They dont accept check
[00:29] barrister_greenwood00: They allow payment via western union or money gram?
[00:29] cyth0n: yes ok we have that in uk
[00:30] barrister_greenwood00: But i dont know if you will be able to make the payment by tomorow morning by 8am
[00:31] cyth0n: how many hours away is that?
[00:31] cyth0n: i can make it in 9 hours
[00:32] barrister_greenwood00: You mean you can send it 9 hours from now
[00:32] cyth0n: yes
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Is western union closer to you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yes, its about 2 mins walk
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Really
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[00:33] cyth0n: yea
[00:33] cyth0n: trust me
[00:33] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending the form in a while
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: Ok
[00:34] cyth0n: cool
[00:34] barrister_greenwood00: which bank do u use?
[00:34] cyth0n: natwest
[00:35] barrister_greenwood00: what is the full name of your bank
[00:35] cyth0n: natwest
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you also need to scan and send us a copy of id card , driving license or uk passport
[00:39] barrister_greenwood00: you can send that when sending the payment details tomorrow morning
[00:39] cyth0n: ok
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: Can u make everything done tomorow morning?
[00:40] cyth0n: yea
[00:40] barrister_greenwood00: is today your first time chatting online with someone ?
[00:41] cyth0n: no, ive spoken to a few people
[00:41] cyth0n: what city are u in?
[00:42] barrister_greenwood00: I am in California
[00:42] cyth0n: ok
[00:43] barrister_greenwood00: and u
[00:43] cyth0n: manchester
[00:44] barrister_greenwood00: do u live alone
[00:44] cyth0n: no, with mates
[00:45] barrister_greenwood00: alright before the bank will transfer the funds into your account they will need a bank statement verifying if your bank can be able to accept transfer of $30,000 first
[00:46] cyth0n: ok, ill speak to the bank tomorrow and find out - im sure its ok. ive had cash from sweden ransfered to me once before with out a prblem
[00:47] barrister_greenwood00: Really do u have up to 4000 pounds in your account that will determine how much bank in africa can transfer into your account
[00:47] cyth0n: i dont have 4000£ no
[00:47] cyth0n: i can transfer regardless of what i have
[00:48] cyth0n: makes no difference
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: I need to know remember the funeral service is on fridayi need to make this transaction first
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: as i can
[00:48] barrister_greenwood00: so while my head office will be working on the document
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: also the bank will be procesing theirs too
[00:49] cyth0n: well send me the email and ill send it all back
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: ok good
[00:49] barrister_greenwood00: once i send it i will let u know
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[00:55] cyth0n: yes
[00:55] barrister_greenwood00: u there
[00:55] cyth0n: yea im here - tell me
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: Why dont you try and get a phone so i can be calling you
[00:56] barrister_greenwood00: What is ur full name?
[00:57] cyth0n: Jennifer Smith
[00:57] cyth0n: i dont have a land line or cell phone - i use a call box
[00:57] barrister_greenwood00: are u married
[00:58] cyth0n: sinle
[00:58] cyth0n: single
[00:58] barrister_greenwood00: well i am sending u the form in a while my system seems so slow
[00:59] barrister_greenwood00: Are you a while or black?
[00:59] cyth0n: white
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: do u know i dont trust black?
[01:00] barrister_greenwood00: they are full of scams
[01:00] cyth0n: will i be in danger as a white woman in nigeria? ive heard some horror stories and about women being tricked into sex work
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: I am sending u an email everything about this transaction
[01:01] cyth0n: then why are u wanting to do business with nigerians
[01:01] cyth0n: ?
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: or i will tell u everything
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: you dont need to worry
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: Mrs wendy jonnes was a mixed race
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: she is a white
[01:01] cyth0n: ok send it all to me
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: her dad from canada
[01:01] barrister_greenwood00: and mum from nigeria
[01:02] cyth0n: sweet, send it
[01:02] barrister_greenwood00: she died at the age 70
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: when you get to Nigeria as her next of kins
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: You are to decide if you will hand over her oil company or u want to sell it
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: you have a private helipcopter
[01:03] barrister_greenwood00: 2 cook
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: a 4 bedroom flat to stay
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: 2 driver
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: 3 cars
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: bodyguards
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: and security
[01:04] cyth0n: woohoo sounds cool! what make of helicopter is it? i love them!
[01:04] cyth0n: I really hope its a Bell!
[01:04] barrister_greenwood00: yeah
[01:05] cyth0n: how old are you?
[01:05] barrister_greenwood00: am 59
[01:08] barrister_greenwood00: give me ur email address
[01:08] cyth0n: cyth0n@yahoo.co.uk
[01:09] barrister_greenwood00: I just send it so you fill in the form properly
[01:09] barrister_greenwood00: and read it carefully
[01:10] cyth0n: ok, ill send it to you in the morning - its late now im going to bed - bye
[01:10] barrister_greenwood00: i want you to confirm if you received it first
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: You are to make the payment of $200 via western union money transfer tomorow morning and once you have make the payment call my head office on this number +2348024192461 His name is Mr Kelvin he will be in charge of your case
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[01:12] barrister_greenwood00: Buzz!!
[01:13] cyth0n: yes its here
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: did u get the payment details along with it
[01:13] cyth0n: who is ORHO OBOGARIEMU ?
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: That is our head office secretary names
[01:13] barrister_greenwood00: that will confirmed your payment at western union
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: Once you send the money, Kindly send me the payment details
[01:14] cyth0n: yea ok
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: of transfer
[01:14] barrister_greenwood00: so what time are u going to send the payment details?
[01:15] cyth0n: 8am
[01:15] barrister_greenwood00: So what time should i check my email so i can forward your details to the head office
[01:15] barrister_greenwood00: so they can start processing of the document
[01:16] barrister_greenwood00: immediately by tomorow
[01:16] cyth0n: yea
[01:16] barrister_greenwood00: So what time should i check my email so i can forward your details to the head office
[01:16] cyth0n: in 9 hours
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: ok
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: Promise
[01:17] barrister_greenwood00: Can i trust you?
[01:18] cyth0n: yea sure
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: OK
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: I will be expecting the form and the payment details
[01:18] barrister_greenwood00: Soon in 9 hours
[01:19] barrister_greenwood00: And remember to Call Mr Kelvin
[01:19] barrister_greenwood00: On dat phone number once you make the payment
[01:19] cyth0n: ive got your IP address and this all logged, im going to report you to your ISP for conspiracy to commit fraud and theft and for spamming! good bye

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To find out who this tard is a quick google to see what port meebo runs on and its 443 or https as its a webbased IM thing. He admitted he was in California, so this must be his IP and ISP ahhahaha

Results of netstat -a:

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$ whois 69.36.250.9

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Double Room to let - North London

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Double Room to let in 2 bedroom flat in Crouch hill N4 4BB (near finsbury park). Sharing living room, bathroom and kitchen. With 1 other dude. All clean, neat and quiet. Washing machine in the kitchen, double glazing all round, GCH, Good public transport to anywhere in London. Rent is £433.50 / calendar month (inc council tax & water) + gas/electricity & phone/broadband/cable tv. & tv license (these come to roughly total of £45 / month). Available NOW! Get back to me if you are interested.
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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:32:56 GMT

Double Room to let in 2 bedroom flat in Crouch hill N4 (near finsbury park). Sharing living room, bathroom and kitchen. With 1 other dude. Good public transport to anywhere in London. Rent is £433.50 / calendar month (inc council tax & water) + gas/electricity & phone/broadband/cable tv. & tv license (these come to roughly total of £46.25 / month). Get back to me if you are interested.
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Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight playlist 30/05/07

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:02:34 GMT

The Clash - Tommy Gun
Buzzcocks - What do I get? (request)
Rancid - Ruby Soho
Sex Pistols - Bodies
Anti Nowhere League - So what
Blink182 - dancing with myself
The Yobs - Come on ye faithful
Automatic 7 - Pretty in pink
The meatmen - How soon is now
Dreadful Shadows - New day
Malaise - Waiting for the ghost
Fear Cult - If You're watching (request)
Lars and the bastards - Skins, Punx And Drunx
Ausgang - Sink into you
Dead star assembly - send me an angel
The Cramps - Human Fly

Resistance 77 - Punk Rock Songs - Wasted 2006

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:54:27 GMT

HAEhAehaheHAeha

There I am, giving em the middle finger salute!

SLAGFIGHT RETURNS! Tonite@Old Kings Head,Holloway

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:28:15 GMT

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
Date: 21 Jun 2007, 11:54

REPOST THIS SHIT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

BRING IT ON, SLAGS !

RETURN OF THE WACK!
Yes, it's true - those gullible fucks at The Old Kings Head, Holloway, have agreed to host the Slagfight
While we loved the shithole that is The Gaslight, The Old Kings Head is a really nice pub, with great decor, and is rapidly becoming the areas best music venue, so, y'know, we're pretty fuckn pleased...

With our new night come a number of changes:

First up, we move to Thursday nights from 10.30pm, going on until you lot stop drinking! THAT'S RIGHT! This place has an all night license, so as long as you fucks keep downing the piss, we get to keep playing you tunes!

Secondly, every week we will be preceeded by live bands - check the bulletins for details as they come in! Slagfight DJs will be DJing between the bands whenever possible, commencing this week with the inimitable Space Chickens. I'd say that they are truly out of this world, but if I did I'd just sound like some kind of fucking cunt. So I won't.

Lastly, the not so good news, there is now a charge on the door - sorry about that, but we gotta pay the barstaff for working into the wee hours of the morning! It's £3 entry, which is fuck all really, and if you want to check out the bands beforehand, it'll be around £4/5, which of course allows you to stay on for the Slagfight afterwards. Which ain't too bad now is it?

We haven't got any drinks deals sorted yet, but prices are reasonable (Under £3 a pint) and if we do well, we will be negotiating to get you suckers some special offers to reward your loyalty and insobriety!

SLAGFIGHT RELAUNCH NIGHT 21^ST JUNE 2007
DJ's Krapy and Cython will be joined by the antedeluvian DJ Gummi Bear and his box of metal, adding a hard as fuck edge to the proceedings - this guy has some great tracks in his collection, and is WELL worth checking out! He shall be returning for future nights when we can get him, so be sure to keep your eyes open!

You've probably noticed the new illustrations too - courtesy of the amazing NZ artist Bad Taste Betsy, who lists her interests as "Zombies. drawing hot dead chicks, comics, cannibalism, meat hooks, serial killers, Marty Emond, geeks.", we are pleased as fuck to be able to use her work, and thank her mightily for the opportunity.
Check her out at myspace.com/iwantbadtaste and see her work in more depth at badtaste.devianTart.com/gallery/
Just one thing - who the hell is Marty Emond? Enquiring minds don't give a flying fuck...

NEW BANNER
And finally for today, you may have noticed that our banner has changed. What's more, our old banners have been deleted, and you will have a big hole in your page where it should be, so head on over to the Slagfight MySpace by clicking on the banner above, and copy and paste yourself some brand new code! Do it and do it now, or Pat Butcher will hold you down, while Peggy Mitchell rapes your fucking nostrils with a 12" black strapon.

Click to enlarge

Technical Data :
Fuck count (inc variations) : 10
Other obscenities : 7
Total : 17

Blood and Velvet 15/06/07 setlist

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 15:50:20 GMT

Chaos God - Radiant

The Deep Eynde - Hoodoo (request)

Phantom Limbs - Hot Knives and Hornets

Fliehende stuerme - himmel steht still

Radio Scarlet- Sir Rots A lot

Exploited - Maggie

Rancid - Killing Zone

Subhumans - No

Ghost of Lemora - Reach for the ground

Siouxsie - Arabian Knights

Joy Disaster - Atermis

The Cramps - Human Fly

Choking Victim - 500 Channels

Lars and The Bastards - My Life

Anti Nowhere league - So what?

New Model Army - 51st state

Christian Death - Heresy (request)

Alien Sex Fiend - I walk the line (request)

The Partisans - I don’t give a fuck

Filaments - Trevor

Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia

Tragic Black - Suburbian Distopia (request)

The Coven 10 June playlist

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:09:17 GMT

Christian Death - Romeos Distress
Creaming Jesus - A Forest
Skeletal family - Promised Land
Fear Cult - If youre watching
Siouxsie - Israel
Alien Sex Fiend - I walk the line
The Deep Eynde - Devil Child
Face to Face - In between days
Radio Scarlet- Sir Rots A lot
Gotterdammerung – Echoes of Despair
Exploited - Maggie
Rancid - Time Bomb
Joy Division - Shes lost control
Chameleons UK - In shreds
The Cramps - Human Fly
Darc Entries - Result of our love
Phantom Limbs - Hot Knives and Hornets
Subhumans - No

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight playlist 30/05/07

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:07:11 GMT

Little gothic - seraphim shock
Screaming dead - creatures of the night
Fear cult - if youre watching
Anti Nowhere league - So what?
Contrasto - ?
Anti flag - captain anarchy
The unseen - Waste of time
Cockney rejects - cop cars
Rancid - Killing zone
Restarts - big rock candy mountain
Conflict - Increase the pressure
Lawrence arms - the devils takin numbers
Cheap sex - Worst enemy
NOFX - Bob
Restarts - Boozin
Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead girls
The Deep Eynde - Devil child
Short Bus Window lickers - 6 for a fiver
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Dave
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GBH - Transylvanian Perfume
ACAB - Skinhead for life
Antidote - lets get drunk
Against all Authority - I Just Wanna Start A Circle Pit
Chaotic dischord - who killed ET? (I killed that fucker)
South central riot squad - S.C. Drunx
Cockney Rejects - Oi! Oi! Oi!
The Yobs - come on yer face girl
Subhumans - No
Casualties - Die Hards
Chocking victim - 500 channels
Exploited - Horror Epics
Me first and the gimme gimmes - no sun shine when it rains
Dropkick murphys - shipping out to boston
Rancid - old friend
Global Threat - making enemies
Offspring - LAPD

Save the last Slagfight for me! Tomorrow,7pm Finsbury Park

Tue, 29 May 2007 15:30:12 GMT

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: DisasterMan
Date: 29 May 2007, 16:25

REPOST THIS SHIT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

Armageddon ready to end this shit!

Indeed folks and fuckers, tomorrow is due to be the last ever Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight at The Gaslight, and as such, we might as well make a night of it!
Last week's Slagfight was one of the most fun yet, but still not quite enough of you got out of your Lay-Z-Boys (as you call your philipino slaves) to cut it... So come on - show us what you are made of this week!

Don't be like this lazy little shit!

Important points to remember:
1. IT'S FREE!
2. IT'S CHEAPER THAN YOUR MUM!
£1 bottles of Carlsberg, £1 Sambucca, £2 house doubles!
3. THE MUSIC ROCKS
4. If you still wanna get smashed afterwards, it's a free busride to the last ever NASIN at The Underworld!

Save The Last Slagfight For Me!

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
-it's just round the corner from Rock Street!
No, seriously, check the map you sceptic poes!

Spermatazoa Sharing and Foetus Hosting at Spunkbucket.com

krapy rubsnif play list from wednesday

Sat, 26 May 2007 10:24:48 GMT

Texas drag queen massacre - dead girls

Fear Cult - if you're watching

Seraphim Shock - Little gothic

Creaming Jesus - A forest

Rosetta Stone - Adrenaline

Mr. barleycorn - Golconda's Falling

Tiamat - Cold seed

Subhumans - No!

Bad Religion - Part IV

Cockney rejects - Oi! Oi! Oi!

Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual

Rancid - 11 Hours

4FT Fingers - The last man standing

Buzzcocks - Orgasm addict

Swingin' utters - No Pariah

The Foamers - six Pints non the wiser

Exploited - beat the bastards

Rancid - Ruby soho

Lars and the bastards - My Life

Rise Against - Behind Closed Doors

Cockney Rejects - Police car

Exploited - troops of tomorrow

Anti Nowhere League - so what?

Propagandhi - Ska sucks

Sex Pistols - God save the queen

Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia

Drop Kick Murphys - Bar room hero

Tonight - gas light finsbury park - free entrance, £1 a beer and punk rock choonz!!

Wed, 23 May 2007 13:14:17 GMT

£1 a beer, free entry, Punk rock! fuckin get there!

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
Date: 23 May 2007, 17:08

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

It's the return of the Pornscar! Yes, his Maxness hisself will be back once again at The Slagfight, showing his support for the biggest bag of shite in town! Come see him spin some rock and rooooool!

Watch CythoN smash classic punk plates over his head and hang ancient goth and death rock tunes from his ballbag!

Drool as Krapy lays down the dub, reggae, ska, punk, rock, metal, industrial, alt-dance and acoustic. Then shoot him for being a spastic twat...

Important points to remember:
1. IT'S FREE!
2. IT'S CHEAPER THAN YOUR MUM!
£1 bottles of Carlsberg, £1 Sambucca, £2 house doubles!
3. THE MUSIC ROCKS
4. If you still wanna get smashed afterwards, it's a free busride to NASIN at The Underworld!

Save The Last Slagfight For Me!

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
-it's just round the corner from Rock Street!
No, seriously, check the map you sceptic poes!

Spermatazoa Sharing and Foetus Hosting at Spunkbucket.com

Set list from last night at Blood and Velvet

Sat, 19 May 2007 21:24:41 GMT

Set list from last night at Blood and Velvet

Bloody dead and Sexy - Bloody Rose (request)
Virgin Prunes - Pagan Love Song
Marionettes - Ava Dementia
Gottermammerung - Echos of Despair
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Hand on Heart
The Ghost of Lemora - Touch the ground (request)
Alien Sex Fiend - Now im feeling zombiefied (request)
Violet Stigmata - Will You (request)
Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia
Joy Disaster - Artemis

Blood+Velvet With Zombina and the Skeletones Live!

Fri, 18 May 2007 10:17:37 GMT

Zombina and the Skeletones Live tonight!
With Myself, Frausexy and Psychozombie playing goth/deathrock/punk/

Download ticket for sale

Fri, 18 May 2007 07:35:41 GMT

I have a download ticket and camping ticket for sale. Face value £145. I want £130
Sweet deal :) North London or by post

Kryptorium Birthday party playlist 12/05/07

Mon, 14 May 2007 20:53:48 GMT

Virgin Prunes - Pagan Love Song (request)
AFI - Just like Heaven (request)
Deine Lakaien - Over and Done (request)
Seraphim Shock - Little Gothic
Suspiria - Assasin Soul
Joy Division - Love will tear us apart
Chameleons - In Shreds
Sisters of Mercy - Nine while nine
Alien Sex Fiend - I walk the line
Tragic Black - Suburbian Distopia
Fields of the Nephilim - Moonchild
Merry Thoughts - Low Violet
Automatic 7 - Pretty in pink
Anti Nowhere League - So What?
Rancid - Ruby Soho

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight playlist

Thu, 03 May 2007 13:33:11 GMT

Lawrence Arms - Like A Record Player
Dropkick Murphys - The Dirty Glass
Lars and the Bastards - My Life
Casualties - Under Attack
Anti Nowhere League - So What?
The Filaments - Trevor
Short Bus Window Lickers - Sticky Vicky
The Cramps - Human Fly
Exploited - Sexual Favours
Pennywise - My Own Country
Face to Face - Disconnected
Tiamat - Cold Seed
Bad Religion - Bad Religion
NOFX - Soul Doubt
Rise Against - Worth Dying For
Choking Victim - 500 Channels
The Yobs - Come on yer face girl
Propagandhi - Ska Sucks
Rancid - Roots Radicles
Subhumans - No
Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia
The Foamers - Oblivion Generation

Whitby Playlist 27 April 07

Wed, 02 May 2007 16:45:12 GMT

Pics to follow soonish..

Christian Death - Heresy
Corpus Delicti - Sarabands
Bauhaus - Telegram Sam
Sisters of Mercy - Lucretia, My Reflection
The Wake - Nazarene
Seraphim Shock - Little Gothic
Specimen - Hex
Fields of the Nephilim - Dust
Alien Sex Fiend - I walk the line
Joy Disaster - Atermis
The Merry Thoughts - Low Violet
Malaise - Walking through the wonderland

krapy rubsnif playlist from lastnight and last week

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:04:46 GMT

19/04
Dead star assembly - Send me an Angel
Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual
The Yobs - Come on yer face girl
Subhumans - No
Antidote - Lets get drunk
Rancid - Ruby Soho
Casualties - Under Attack
Cockney Rejects - Oi! Oi! Oi!
GBH - Avenues and Alleyways
Sex Pistols - Problems
The Restarts - Boozin
Rise Against - Drones
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
The Foamers - 6 Pints none the wiser
Bouncing Souls - Gold song
Lars and the bastards - My Life
Anti Nowhere league - So what?
Dead Kenddedys - Holiday in cambodia
Caustic Christ - Dead to the world
NOFX - Liza and Louise
Chocking victim - 500 channels
Bad Religion - Do what you want
Propagandhi - ska sucks
Offspring - LAPD
Pennywise - Society
Lawrence Arms - cant remember what I played
Nirvana - Teritorial pissings

25/04
Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead girls
Cheap Sex - Worst enemy
The Filaments - Trevor
4 Foot Fingers - Last man standing
Lars and bastards - My life
Cockney Rejects - Oi! Oi! Oi!
Rise Against - Drones
The Foamers - 6 pints none the wiser
Swiggin Utters - No Pariah
Bad Religion - Part III
Antiflag - Captain Anarachy
NOFX - Hotdog in a hallway
The Yobs - Come on yer face girl
Exploited - Sexual Favours
GBH - Sick Boy
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
Anti Nowhere league - I hate people
Total Chaos - Squatters song
One Way system - Believe in yourself
Dead Kenddedys - Holiday in cambodia
The Partisans - I don’t give a fuck
Sex Pistols - Problems

tonight, at the gaslight - finsbury park

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:03:44 GMT

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

Last week, I was in such a rush to get to The Slagfight, I had a little accident:

Pic stolen courtesy of My Little Toni/Kill! Kill! Kill!

Avoid this fate! Prepare yourself now, and make your way calmly to The Gaslight for 7pm.

And entertain yourself while you do so by pondering the answers to these questions:
1) What is the definition of "Everlasting Love"?

2) What do Tony Blair's shirt and Anna Nicole Smith's knickers have in common?

3) Where did the Gay Muslim go when he visited the USA?

See below for answers...

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
-it's just round the corner from Rock Street!
No, seriously, check the map you sceptic poes!

Spermatazoa Sharing and Foetus Hosting at Spunkbucket.com

1) What is the definition of "Everlasting Love"?
David Blunkett playing tennis.

2) What do Tony Blair's shirt and Anna Nicole Smith's knickers have in common?
They're both wrapped around a useless cunt.

3) Where did the Gay Muslim go when he visited the USA?
The state of Allah-bummer (y'all...).

Courtesy of the "comedian" Richard Coughlan

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight playlist

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:42:01 GMT

New Model Army - Poison Street
NOFX - Liza and Louise
Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict
The Foamers - Authority
The Restarts - Big Rock Candy Mountain
The Yobs - Come on yer face girl
Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual
Sex Pistols - Holidays in the sun
Cockney Rejects - Oi! Oi! Oi!
Choking Victim - 500 Channels
Subhumans - No
Rancid - Daly City Train
Anti-Flag - Captain Anarchy
Rise Against - Worth Dying For
Face to Face - Disconnected
Bad Religion - Do what you want
ACAB - Skinhead for life
Lars and the bastards - Skins, Punx And Drunx
Marylin Manson - I don’t like the drugs (but the drugs like me)
Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - planet of the apes
Propagandhi - I want you to want me
Lawrence Arms - Requiem Revisited
Dead kennedys - Take this job and shove it
Offspring - LAPD
Casualties - Die Hards

tonight, at the gaslight - finsbury park

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:11:10 GMT

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

At this point you would normally expect some form of witty abuse.

Today, there shall be none.

I simply can't be arsed. After being up 5 days straight after the last Slagfight, it just ain't gonna happen

Tough, innit.

So, here's the drill. If you didn't come last week you will have missed out on free shots. You stupid cunt. (Still with the abuse, just not witty)

Will it happen again? I ain't gonna tell you. That would spoil the surprise.

As for the rest of it? You really ought to know, but for the particularly dense amongst you, try reading slowly:

- It's FREE
- 7pm til Close
- The Gaslight, Finsbury Park, opposite the station
- DJ Krapy plays all kinds of shit that he likes
- DJ CythoN plays punk, goth, deathrock and the like
- Booze is reasonably cheap
- Special offers on Carlsberg (£1 bottle) Sambucca (£1 shot) and spirits (£2 house doubles)
- It's kinda fun, passes the time you know... Better than wanking with sandpaper, or so they say...

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight -it's just round the corner from Rock Street! No, seriously, check the map you sceptic poes!

Spermatazoa Sharing and Foetus Hosting at Spunkbucket.com

last nights playlist

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:20:07 GMT

Rancid - Maxwell Murder
Suburban Studs- I hate school
Propagandhi - fuck machine
NOFX - Mattersville
Dead kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia
Pennywise - Pennywise
Against All Authority - drone
Total chaos - Squatters song
Bad religion - better off dead
Casualties - on the front line
Lars and the bastards - my life
The Yobs - come all ye faithful
The Foamers - You're an upstart
The Filaments - Trevor
Blink 182 - Dancing with myself (better than ole William's version;)
The Meatmen - How soon is now?
The Partisans - I dont give a fuck
Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead girls
Metallica - Dammage Inc.
Choking Victim - 500 channels
Swingin Utters - Heaven at seventeen
Sex Pistols - Bodies
Voodoo glow skulls - why is everyone picking on me?
Anti nowhere league - I hate people
GBH - captain chaos
Exploited - drugs squad man
Discharge - Fight back

tonight, at the gaslight - finsbury park

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:47:42 GMT

from 7 to 11ish

Songs for the deaf, radio for the quadraplegic
- now with manual tuning!

CLICKING IS FOR CUNTS

Back once again with the renegade spastics, this very Wednesday DJ's Krapy and Cython bring you the finest blenders and other stolen electrical goods. You would think we were crazy the prices we are giving this shit away for!

Not £10

Not £5

Not £1

but FREE!

Yes free, each and every week (until we think we can afford to fuck off a few twats in search of the holy dollar...) The Slagfight brings you the finest in Punk and Goth from Cython (if and when he can be fucked), and the very best "Dead Air" from Krapy - the new genre defying deck skill involving being in the toilet or chatting up chavs whenever the track ends...

I would suggest you come get some, but selling it more would be overkill...

Krapy Rubsnif Slagfight
-it's just round the corner from Rock Street!
No, seriously, check the map you sceptic poes!

Spermatazoa Sharing and Zygote Hosting at Spunkbucket.com

Whitby

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 15:08:27 GMT

Whos going?